this egg fucking froze because our fridge is too cold
Why would you keep the eggs on the fridge?
we keep our eggs in the fridge…so they don’t denature? do you not refrigerate your eggs?
Because of the way our eggs are processed and the prevalence of salmonella in american chickens, americans have to fridge their eggs.
Wait, they don’t refrigerate eggs in other countries?
wait what people in other countries dont refrigerate eggs???
wait a second eggs in other countries aren’t refrigerated?????????
I like how the reason is basically “America is stupid and ignores common sense, making things harder on themselves.”
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
Ginny went in alone and ended up held hostage in the Chamber of Secrets by Tom Riddle
“Boar took your tarp?”
“It was dark, but, yeah, pretty sure it was a boar.”
“I thought the boar had vacated this area.”
“Genius, I think we got some bad info.”
“What was he doing inside your tent?”
“It was staring at me.”
“Then it came at me, so I hit it, and it ran off into the jungle.”
“With your tarp. Perhaps he wanted to go camping.”
“You enjoying yourself?”
“Well… laugh it up, Muhammed. But I come back and find my stuff’s gone, I’m coming after you.”