Name's Jared Goldsberry. I'm 20 and a junior in college with a major in accounting.
finishing the main pokemon storyline and then running into level 5 trainers that you accidentally skipped
remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes
That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear